the result of michael having trouble pronouncing a fan’s name x 

dirtsbag:

interests: bad jokes and tall boys

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

fallenfor5sos:

(x) 

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

braederek:

derek “i’m losing my senses and powers but i was able to pick out braeden still breathing” hale

i enjoy the simple things in life

like recklessly spending my cash and being a disappointment to my family

teenwolf:

Malia does NOT need your permission

gemini-moonstone:

(x)

Hip Hop Abs made me do it haha!

Bitching edit. Thanks! Warped is ruling!

inobligality:

why do i always look hot when no one’s around?

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

doncasturbate:

doncasturbate:

“this white boy is cute as hell..here take my number”

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I remember when I first made this post, the girl in the picture saw it and messaged me saying those were her exact thoughts

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

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